Seven Minutes in Heaven Kensei walked around and handed out papers. "I guess I’ll go first again," Michi suggested. She opened the paper, and blinked. "Who’d ya get this time?" Keikou asked. "Aohiki?" "You really are psychic," Michi sighed, holding up the paper. "You’re psychic! Stay out of my mind!" Nekoko screamed. Keikou held up her hands and twitched. "I’m psychic! Not telepathic! Psychic is when you can predict stuff and sense stuff!! Telepathic is when you can read minds!" She panted heavily from screaming in one breath. Kurama patted her shoulder. Aohiki stared off into space. Hiei, who was still behind her, glared at Michi. "Hn." "Yummy!" Plush squealed, breaking into giggles. "We’re not going to do what you and Nekoko-chan did, are we?" Aohiki asked uncertainly. Michi smiled. "But it was so much fun!" Nekoko protested. Kensei glared at her. She shrunk back. "Hide me, Vash..." Vash then fell over and cracked up. Michi smiled, then walked into the closet. Aohiki followed.
"So, Aohiki-chan, how are you?" Michi asked. Aohiki scooted into the corner. "Uh, well, fine, thank you." Michi started cracking up. "Nekoko-chan and I didn’t really do anything," she told her. "I’m straight, truly." "Uh... okay..." Aohiki blinked. Michi smiled. "So, how’s your day been?"
Sano opened the door. "C’mon, you two, out." "Chicken ramen is definitely the best," Aohiki finished, looking up. She and Michi then got up and walked out of the closet. "If we’re going in order, I guess it’s my turn," Nekoko commented, opening her paper. She got a wide grin, looked at Vash, glomped onto him, and they walked into the closet together.
In the closet, Nekoko looked at Vash. "You don’t prefer Plush over me, do you?" she asked. "Of course not!" he replied cheerfully. They then started making out. Outside of the closet, Michi blinked. "Nekoko-chan’s the second to get her guy..." She then glared at Kensei. "What? Blame her!" He pointed at Keikou. "She created me!" "But I’m not still creating you! Your personality is your fault!" "But you created me in the first place!" "So?!" They glared at each other. Michi sweatdropped, and sighed. "Never end..."
Later, Vash and Nekoko hopped out of the closet, looking very happy. Plush leapt off the couch. "Woohoo! It’s my turn!" she yelled, opening her paper. "Ooooh..." She then ran to Keikou and glomped her, piggy-back style. "Lets go!" "Ikuso!" Keikou agreed, carrying Plush into the closet and closing the door. "Ooh, I wonder what they’re going to do..." Nekoko whispered.
In the closet, Keikou got a sly grin. "Wanna see something Michi showed me?" she asked. "Sure! I’m game for anything!" Plush replied eagerly. Keikou pushed back the clothes and opened a small door. "There’s a tunnel around the mansion," she explained. "Lets go to the gaming room!" She then crept into the tunnel and headed to the left. Plush followed. Once they got to the gaming room, they had a DDR competition. After six minutes, they came back red in the face and panting. "Well, that was fun!" Plush exclaimed as they came out of the closet. "I need water!" Keikou yelled, running to the kitchen. "I’m exhausted!" Everyone blinked and looked at each other. "Gee, I wonder what they did..." Nekoko said slyly. Michi chuckled. She had heard Keikou open the door, and had a feeling of what they did. "I guess it’s my turn then..." Aohiki announced, pulling her paper out of her pocket and opening it. "Oh! I got Plush-chan!" "Yes! Yes! Twice in a row!" Plush bounced. "We’re gonna have lots of fun!" "Um, yes, we will," Aohiki agreed. Hiei crossed his arms. "Hn." Aohiki, now getting into it, called out "Ikuso!" Plush glomped onto Aohiki and the rolled into the closet. "Wheee!!" Kensei raises his eyebrow. ‘Hot girls going at it turn me on.’ he thought to himself, glancing over at Michi. "Don’t even think about it," Michi said, turning away from him with her arms crossed.
In the closet, Aohiki looked at Plush, sitting on top of her. "Lets go to the gaming room!" Plush suggested. "Keikou showed me a path!" "Woohoo! Games!" Aohiki agreed, standing up. "Oki! Lets go!" Plush declared, throwing open the secret door and diving in. Aohiki cautiously followed. "I shall beat you at DDR!" Aohiki announced when they got there.
After a shut-out of DDR by Aohiki, Aohiki was dragging a subdued Plush back into the closet. Sano threw open the door, looking suspiciously at the two. "Time’s up." "Sorry Sano, I killed your girlfriend!" Aohiki told him cheerfully, pulling her out. Hiei smirked as Sano yelled out, "NANI?!?!" Plush’s tongue was lolling out of her mouth. After a few seconds of silence, she jumped out yelling, "I’m not dead! I cannot die, for I am the sexy kitsune!" Sano picked her up and swung her in a circle. Hiei just went "Hn." Keikou glanced at Kurama hornily. "You’re not the only sexy kitsune, Plush!" "Who has a nice ass!" Nekoko agreed. Keikou leapt at Nekoko, trying to strangle her, but Nekoko put her arms around Keikou in a big bear hug so she couldn’t move. Aohiki was smirking with Hiei. "Anou, you guys should stop killing each other and have Keikou-san take her turn," Vash suggested. Nekoko hugged Keikou, then kissed her on the cheek and ran off to Vash, glomping him. "You’re just trying to flatter me!" Keikou pouted. "Yup!" Nekoko agreed. "Hm." Keikou pulled out her paper and got a huge grin, looking over at Michi. Michi grinned as well, as Kensei glared at the both of them. Keikou just held her fingers up in a Victory position, then grabbed Michi’s hand and pulled her into the closet. "They’re gonna have fun!" Nekoko squealed.
Kurama and Vash were holding an infuriated Kensei back as Sano opened the door seven minutes later. Keikou and Michi tumbled out of the closet, panting. "Time’s up already?" Michi whined. "Damn! I want more time!" Keikou agreed. Aohiki was standing by the door with big, jealous eyes. "Keikou-chan..." Nekoko came over to Aohiki and gave her a hug. "It’s alright, Aohiki-chan! You still have me!" she encouraged her. "And everyone has me!" Plush yelled, swinging on a chandelier on the ceiling. "Let me go! I gotta beat the crap out of her!" Kensei yelled, struggling. Nekoko let go of Aohiki and jumped in front of Keikou. "I won’t let you hurt her!" Michi got up and crossed her arms, looking up at Kensei. "But you seemed so intent on making out with her earlier." "Ooooh..." everyone except the two of them groaned. Then Plush fell off the chandelier, landing on Kensei and knocking him to the ground. "Serves you right!" she yelled. Kensei looked up at her. "Hmm." He then reached up and grabbed Plush’s breast. "KENSEI!!!" Michi and Keikou yelled, doing a double kick in his face, while Plush jumped out of the way as they sent him flying. Then Aohiki bent down and slapped him, as he had landed by the closet. Nekoko then punched him, and Sano growled and stepped on his head, with Plush glomped onto him. "I’ve been violated!" Plush squealed. Hiei, off in a corner, smirked, very amused by the ningen. Vash, laughingly, walked over to Kensei and pulled him up and brushed him off. "What a pervert," he commented. Kurama sighed and shook his head. "You never do learn..." "You can’t teach an old bunny new tricks!" Nekoko agreed. Kensei glared at all of them and pulled his laptop out. He smirked and started typing rapidly. Keikou quickly pulled the laptop out of his hands and looked at it. Her eyes widened and all the guys, except Kensei, felt a weird disturbance in their pants. "KENSEI!!!!!"Keikou screamed, shoving the laptop back into his hands. "Fix it!!!" Kensei smirked. "Why should I?" Sano looked down his own pants. "My balls are gone!" "Ooh! Let me check!" Plush squealed as she dived into Sano’s pants. "Yup, they’re gone," she said as her head popped out of the top of his pants. Nekoko pulled her baseball bat out of Z-space. "Fix it NOW!! Or I cram this up your ass!!" Hiei then unsheathed his katana and held it up to Kensei’s neck. "You may not be able to die, balance, but I can sure as hell make you suffer." Kurama had his rose whip in his hand, and was twitching. "That was pretty low, Kensei." Vash was glaring at Kensei evilly, with his gun out. "I may not like causing pain, but for you I’ll make an exception." Aohiki was looking at Kensei teary-eyed. "K-Kensei, what did you do to Hiei?!" Michi sighed, and walked over to him, gently pushed Hiei’s sword away and put her hand on Kensei’s cheek while looking into his midnight-blue eyes. "Kensei, give them back their balls or I’ll dump you," she said in a calm voice. Everyone was silent for a few moments as they stared at Kensei. Kensei just stared at her. "You... can’t be serious." Michi just kept looking at him. Kensei sighed and started typing on his laptop again. "They’re back!" Plush squealed from Sano’s pants. Nekoko crawled into Vash’s huge trench coat. "They are back!" she confirmed. Michi smiled, then glomped onto Kensei and snuggled up to him, hanging off his neck. "Good bunny!" She looked up at him. "It’s your turn now, though..." Kensei sighed and opened his paper. He groaned. Michi tried to look backwards at the paper, but it didn’t work. "Who’d ya get?" she asked, letting go of his neck Kensei handed her the paper. She looked at it, then sweatdropped. "Meepers..." She then glanced over at Hiei. "Hn." Hiei glared death at Kensei. "Shall we go then?" he asked in a cold, dead voice. Kensei whined, but followed Hiei into the closet.
Inside the closet, Hiei took off his shirt. "Am I going to get some after all?" Kensei asked. "Get what?" Hiei countered. With his demon speed, he unsheathed his sword again and aimed for Kensei’s crotch. The katana just bounced back and flew out of Hiei’s hand, hitting the closet wall. "Damn," Hiei muttered. "What’d you expect? Do you think I would have left myself open after what I did? I’m not that stupid." Kensei glared, with his arms crossed. "Fooled me," Hiei muttered again. Kensei grinned. "But while your shirt is off..." "Touch me and you die." "Ah, come on Hiei!" Kensei exclaimed as he pounced on Hiei and forced him into submission.
Outside, everyone else was hearing moans that sounded strangely like Hiei. "Traitor! You were supposed to cut off his balls! And I want to watch!" Nekoko screamed. "Hey!" Plush squealed. "He didn’t let me touch him!" Keikou shook her head and crossed her arms. "Kensei is so..." She trailed off, unable to think of an offensive enough word. Michi was sweatdropping and tear-ing. "Right after he worked off his punishment, too!" "W-what’s he doing to my Hiei?" Aohiki whined. Sano sweatdropped and tapped on the closet door lightly. "Umm... please come out now," he asked. Kensei strutted out of the closet, looking very pleased with himself. "One of my life goals has been accomplished! Raping a fire demon who was a guy!" "Ooh, can I see your life goal list?" Nekoko asked. "No." Nekoko pouted as Michi glared at Kensei. She then sighed, getting no reaction. "Why do I bother...?" she asked herself. Aohiki quietly snuck over to the door and pulled Hiei up. "Are you alright, Hiei?" she asked him. Hiei has swirly eyes. "I want more..." he said dizzily. "I always knew he was gay," Nekoko commented, glancing at Kurama. "Hey!" Keikou yelled, smacking Nekoko on the head. "Get those thoughts out of your head!" Nekoko grinned. "But they’re such good thoughts!" Keikou glared at her. Michi dragged Kensei onto the couch and sat in his lap, snuggled up to him. "Vash, your turn," she said, glancing over at him. Vash smiled and pulled out his paper. He blinked and looked at Kurama. Kurama blinked as well, and they both shrugged and walked into the closet, closing the door behind them. "Ooh! One of my fantasies!" Nekoko squealed.
Seven minutes later, Sano opened the door. "Come on out, you guys!" he told them. "Speed!!" both Kurama and Vash yelled at the same time, slapping down on the cards. Kurama looked up at Sano, then gathered up all the cards and put them back in his hair. "I win," he said to Vash, getting up. "No way! That game was mine!" Vash disagreed, standing up as well and going out of the closet. "Not at all." Kurama followed him as everyone gave them weird looks. "My turn!" Sano said quickly, pulling his paper out and looking at it. He looked over at Nekoko. "Nekoko, your turn!" he announced, running to her and dragging her into the closet, slamming the door. "Woah, that was quick," Keikou commented. Plush had steam coming from her ears as she growled. "Nekoko..." Vash just smiled. "Well, I get her tonight... so as long as she’s having fun." Michi shrugged and snuggled up to Kensei more as moans started coming from the closet. "And they do seem to be having fun..." "Nooo!" Plush whined, clawing at the door. Kurama and Keikou pulled her back and sat her in a seat.
A while later, everyone looked around to see who would open the door. "Anou... Sano’s in there..." Vash said slowly. Kurama sighed, got up, walked over to the door, and opened it. "Come on your guys. Out." "I dun wanna get out!" Nekoko whined. "You better get out!" Plush screamed, running into the closet and glomping her Sano. Nekoko ran out as she saw Plush coming and hid behind Vash. Sano smiled and picked up Plush as he stood up and walked over to a couch, sitting on it with her in his lap. Aohiki smiled at Hiei. "Your turn now," she said to him. "Hn." Hiei pulled out the paper and looked at it. His face twitched a bit. He looked up. "Balance." "Not again!" Aohiki whined. "Woo, can I take pictures this time?" Nekoko asked eagerly. "Cut off his balls, cut off his balls!" Plush chanted. Michi snuggled up to Kensei more. "But I dun wanna get up," she protested. Hiei walked into the closet with his arms crossed. "Lets get this over with." Michi glomped onto Kensei more protectively. Kensei pried her arms from his neck, set her down on the couch, walked into the closet, and closed and locked the door. Michi sniffled, then jumped up and glomped Aohiki. They both wailed again. Nekoko started to pout as everyone started to hear very loud moans from both occupants of the closet. "I wanted to watch!" she whined.
After seven minutes of Hiei and Kensei going at it, Sano tried to open the door, but it was still locked. "Come on, you guys! Time’s up!" "No!" Kensei protested. "Kensei, get your sexy little ass out here!!!" Michi screamed at the door. Kensei threw the door open, and looked at them all proudly. Then he walked over to the couch and sat down beside Michi. "I’m happy." Hiei crawled out, looking like he’d been thoroughly molested. "Want more..." "Nooooooooo!!!" Aohiki wailed. She ran over to Hiei and hugged him. Michi looked at Kensei. "So is Hiei better than me?" she asked jealously. "O-Of course not!" Kensei stuttered, praying to god for no more punishments. Michi raised her eyebrows and snuggled against her bunny bishi as Nekoko wailed, "But I wanted to watch!" At that, Kensei grabbed a happily surprised Michi and began another one of his make-out fests. "Kurama, your turn..." Nekoko sighed, turning away from her two busy friends. Kurama opened up his paper and blinked at Sano, a rather expressionless look creeping upon his face. Sano sighed and strolled into the closet, prying a starch-stiff Plush off his back. Kurama kissed Keikou on the cheek and followed Sano into the closet. As soon as this happened, Nekoko leapt on Vash and began to follow in Michi and Kensei’s footprints.
"Want to play cards?" Sano asked Kurama inside the closet. "Sure!" Kurama said happily as they began to play War.
Seven minutes later, Plush opened the door cheerily. Kurama and Sano were still playing War. They walked out of the closet and continued their game on a coffee table. Kensei jumped up and collected everyone’s papers. Michi gave him a pathetic look and tilted her head because she wanted to make out more. Kensei ignored her for the moment and gave everyone a horny look. "You all ready for round three?" To be Continued.... |
