HOOK's Drinking Adventure

Note: This was written before Plush-chan joined.

     All of the members of HOOK were lounging around in Aohiki's room, listening to her Phantom of the Opera CD.

     Michi twitched her tanuki ear, then looked up. "I'm bored."

     "You're always bored," Nekoko replied lazily.

     "We could play a game," Keikou suggested. Michi got a glint in her eye.

     "We could play a board game,"Aohiki commented.

     "No, I’ve a better idea!" Michi yelled, hopping up and running out of the room. The other three looked at each other, blinking.

     "What is she up to?" Keikou asked suspiciously. The others shrugged.

     Michi skidded back into the room, holding several jugs of sake. "Lets play a drinking game," she said evilly.

     Keikou shrugged. "Do we have anything better to do?"

     Nekoko sweatdropped. "Anou, I don’t think I want to play a drinking game around you guys. Who knows what you’ll do."

     Keikou got a glint in her eye. "Sure, Michi, lets play."

     "Anou, we’re underage, we shouldn’t," Aohiki disagreed, as Michi grabbed Nekoko’s tail as she tried to run.

     "Ah, you bitch!" Nekoko squeaked, slinking back to her spot. Michi smiled evilly and handed out jugs to everyone.

     "I really don’t think this is okay, you guys..." Aohiki persisted.

     "I agree!" Nekoko quickly put in.

     "Aw, come on you guys!" Keikou whined. "What are you, wimps?"

     "Yes!" the two replied. Keikou shook her head at them. Michi sighed as she shoved sake down Aohiki’s throat.

     "Hey... this is nasty... and yet, it’s good..." Aohiki said as her face turned red. "I want more..." And with that, she got up and pranced around the room doing ballet.

     Michi smiled evilly. "Told ya. But I’ll still win!" She chugged down some sake from her jug.

     "Ah, what the hell!" Nekoko yelled as she downed her whole jug. She swayed for a few seconds, and then collapsed.

     Michi pulled out a marker out of her shirt. "Whoever wins," she threw it into the middle of the circle, "gets to draw on everyone’s faces!"

     "Ooh... sounds fun! I’ll make sure to win then!" Keikou chuckled as she chugged some of her sake.

     Aohiki finished prancing around the room, then wobbled and plopped down in her spot in the circle. "Someone can’t hold their liquor," Michi commented, glancing at her. Aohiki nodded drunkly.

     "No Vash, not there- okay.... there’s okay..." Nekoko squealed in her unconsciousness. Everyone looked at her.

     Suddenly Nekoko jumped up and glomped onto Aohiki. "I love you Vash!"

     Aohiki hugged Nekoko back. "I love you too, Nekoko-chan!"

     "Kiss me Vash!" Aohiki opened her eyes suddenly and smacked Nekoko on the head. Nekoko fell over and went back to her unconscious state.

     Keikou laughed and started on her second bottle. Out of the three of them, she looked the least drunk.

     Nekoko started making noises again. Keikou looked over at her as she drank more sake.

     "No, I don’t need any more cheese, thank you... No more cheese, thanks... NO! No more cheese!!" She thrust out her arms and legs and smacked Keikou with her sake bottle.

     Keikou went cross-eyed, then fell backward, unconscious.

     Michi looked at Aohiki. "Two down, you’re the only one left... amazing..." She chugged more sake.

     "Yo ho, and really bad eggs! Ha ha ha ha!" Aohiki replied, cracking up.

     Michi sighed. "Baka..."

     "Buttered toast..." She chugged her seventh bottle. Michi counted how many she had had.

     "Nani?! I’ve only had five!" Michi screamed. "Damnit! We’re out of sake!"She then hopped up and ran out of the room, returning with many more bottles. She glared at Aohiki, and started on her sixth bottle.

     "The phaaaantom of the opera is there!!" Aohiki sang drunkly. Michi looked up and noticed their Phantom CD was still playing.

     "That’s interesting..." she murmured. She finished her seventh bottle, then hiccupped. "Miyuuu..." she squeaked, flicking her ear once again. "Nuuu... must not... pass out..." She then chugged more.

     "Je ne s’appelle pas Vincent! Je suis Hiei! Hiei!" Aohiki chanted loudly.

     Michi gave her a weird look, with her eyes unfocused. "Damn you, Aohiki... you may have won the battle, but the war is not over yet!" She then fell backwards, with her legs in the air.

     Not realizing what just happened, Aohiki kept singing Phantom of the Opera. Then, she stopped singing and turned around to find everyone had passed out on the floor.

     "I told you it was a bad idea..." She bent down and picked up the marker next to Michi. "Heh heh heh... And really bad eggs..."

End

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