Team Rocket47's Bestest Fanfic
Chapter 8: No Need for Tac
The glowing Tv set switched off. Slowly an evil looking
shadowed figure turned around in his chair to his agent who was
standing at attention. "My last agent failed to destroy Team
Smak and he will be punished accordingly." He said. "Now it is
your turn to defeat the new Team Rocket47 before they become
a problem."
The agent crossed his arms. He wore a white lab coat with the
small red trademark R on the pocket and black gloves. "I accept
the mission sir. I will depart right away."
"One more thing Tac." The shadowed man announced. "I want
you to kill the one called Joey. She seems to be the one who will
cause the most problem in my plans."
"It would be my pleasure Boss." Tac replied and left the office.
* * *
"Magick you totally wreaked my motorcycle!" Joey yelled from
the garage.
Magick sighed. "I said I was sorry!"
"Sorry doesn't do it when your not the one trying to fix the
motorcycle that you broke." Joey yelled again. Then she grabbed
her crutches and crutch walked out of the garage. "It's gonna
take me a really long time to fix that thing thanks to you."
"You should have worn you helmet." Magick scolded.
Joey shook her head then sat down on the couch where Magick
was sitting. "Did you know that you are the cause of all pain and
destruction toward me and my motorcycle?"
It was true too. Joey had ended up with a broken leg and a really
bad head injury after Magick crashed her motorcycle. The
motorcycle was totaled but Joey was determined to fix it
anyway.
Magick giggled. "Which gets more destruction you or the
motorcycle?"
"Good question." Joey replied with a sweat drop crawling down
her hair.
Dreana floated in looking as her normal grumpy self. She was
always grumpy after Joey failed to let her out of the masterball
right after she was saved. It had been a miserable three weeks
for her and no matter how many times Joey claimed that she was
busy running for her life Dreana would still complain.
"Joey!" yelled Dreana in her grumpy way.
Joeys sweat drop got a bit bigger. "Yeah?"
"You should be in bed eating chicken noodle soup and not in
here!' Dreana yelled again.
Again, the sweat drop grew bigger and began to crush Joeys
head so she pulled it off and threw it away. "But Magick broke
my motorcycle and I gotta fix it." Joey argued.
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME JOEY JUST GO GET IN BED
BEFORE I HURT YOU MORE THAN MAGICK DID!!!!"
Dreana yelled and Joey went off to her room looking defeated.
Magick was now cowering from Dreana when Jads and Ira
walked in looking like they were looking for trouble. "Can we
see how bad Magick broke Joeys motorcycle cause she wouldn't
let us see it before?" Jads asked with Ira nodding in agreement.
"She didn't let me see it either to be exact." Dreana mentioned.
Magick nodded after she stopped cowering. "I haven't seen it
nether."
In agreement without words, they all crept towards the garage
door until...
"If you go in there I will personally kill you all." Joey said while
leaning against the door way.
Realizing there fun was spoiled, Ira and Jads hung their heads.
Magick blushed and Dreana looked angry. "I TOLD YOU TO
GO TO YOUR ROOM JOEY!!!" She yelled making the other
three cower.
"And you really expect me to listen to you just because your
older? I hate chicken noodle soup anyway." Joey said while
smiling.
Dreana fumed. "I should send you back to school."
Joeys clever smile instantly turned into a frown. "I'll do anything
just don't send me back to school!" she begged.
"Then go to your room and eat some chicken noodle soup!"
Dreana ordered. Joey hung her head and went back into her
room with a death threat to anyone who went into her garage.
After Joey left Dreana smiled. "That one always works on her."
"School is a threat worse than death." Ira commented with Jads
in agreement.
Magick looked at Dreana in an evil way. "It's mean to use
school as a threat to make Joey eat chicken noodle soup. I choke
on the stuff myself."
"Do you want me to send you there to, Magick?" Dreana said
with an evil glare.
Magick smiled. "I already graduated from there as the top
student!"
"I have worse tortures then school you know." Dreana warned.
"If Miss Winduck is still there then I know it's the worst torture
in the universe." Magick said.
"She still is and is the cause of all my misery." Again, Joey was
at the door way. With a glare from Dreana she was gone again.
Jads saw the opportunity and crept toward the garage door. Ira
saw her and followed.
"I really wouldn't do that if I were you Jadsy." Joey said and
vanished before she got Dreanas' evil look again.
Due to the fact that the writer has no clue how to end this
funny scene I'm just gonna end it and skip to the next scene.
"Joey?" Dreana asked as she popped her head into Joeys room.
Joey was sitting on her bed unhappily eating a bowl of chicken
noodle soup. "What do you want Miss-send-me-to-my-room-to-
choke-on-chicken-noodle-soup-just-because-Magick-broke-my-
leg-mew?"
Dreana ignored the name calling and said what she came to say.
"Tomorrow I want you to go give your friends Jads and Ira some
more training."
"I thought you were gonna do that." Joey argued.
Dreana looked surprised. "And why should I do that?"
"Cause I've got a broken leg." answered Joey.
"That's not my fault. Your going to have to train em and that's
final!" Dreana yelled and left the room.
After Dreana left, Joey mumbled a few things that wouldn't be
appropriate in this fan fic. One of the one's that didn't include
cuss words was "She always makes me do all the work when
she's grumpy." This was followed by more cuss words which
will not be named in this fan fic at this moment.
Aly knocked on the door and Joey let her in. She had been
hiding from Dreanas grumpiness all day and was exhausted. But
she had some news. Dreana had sent out e-mails to random
people to possibly enroll a few more members to Team
rocket47. Only a few people had responded.
Joey put the soup down and marched out of her room (As best as
she could march with a cast on her leg) with Aly following.
"Dreana don't you think it's dangerous to recruit new members
so soon?" Joey asked Dreana with a ting of anger.
Dreana shut the book she was reading and looked up to Joey.
"The only reason we all got caught last time was because we
didn't have enough members. The police will be after us early
this time so I thought if we had more members we wouldn't be
in such a vulnerable position."
"But what if the police got wind of one of these e-mails? Then
we'll be in the same position and I won't be able to save you."
argued Joey.
Dreana smiled and insisted, "Magick knows everyone on the
police force. She can recognize any cop that tried to spoil our
fun. My plan is fool proof."
Joey persisted, "Then what?"
"Tie him or her up and then drag him or her into the forest and
tie him or her to a tree." Dreana said calmly.
Joey realized she wasn't going to win this argument and went
back to her room. She and Jads were sharing a room because of
lack of extra rooms so when she got there she found Jads playing
video games.
"I hope that's not my file your playing on." She warned as she
sat on a chair to watch her.
"It isn't." Jads replied, "I heeded your warning when you let me
stay in your room and I made my own file."
Joey grinned. "That's good. I wouldn't want you losing on my
file."
Jads stuck her tung out at Joey. But it was true and she was
losing. With a few quick tips from Joey she was winning again.
Dreana passed by the room and yelled for Joey to eat some soup.
Joey picked up her bowl and ate some more with a big frown.
This soup thing had gone a bit far.
"If I eat more soup I'll drown!" Joey shouted.
Jads kept playing the game as she replied, "Well don't eat any
more soup."
Joey fumed. "If I don't Dreana will yell at me some more."
"Pretend to be asleep and you'll have a good excuse. We can
steal some ice cream later tonight." advised Jads.
Joey smiled and jumped into bed. "Your good at evil plans like
this. What's your secret?"
Jads laughed and confessed, "I used to play tricks like that on Ira
all the time. I take it as three years experience of evil plotting."
Joey pulled the covers over her head so no one from the
doorway could really see that she was awake. She could still
watch Jads play video games and snickered whenever she
messed up.
After a few hours the HQ quieted down, meaning that everyone
else went to bed. Silently Jads opened the door and snuck
toward the kitchen with Joey following on crutches. Joey had her
room not far from the kitchen (coincidence?) so it wasn't a very
long sneak. But it take some time because as you know,
sneaking is done slowly so not to wake anyone up. They
eventually got to the kitchen and stole about a ton of ice cream
and crept (because creeping is much faster than sneaking but just
not as quiet but still quiet enough to not wake anyone up or so it
is hoped) back to Joey's room and had a big party (but a quiet
one).
Jads asked an important question. "Why do you let Dreana push
you around so much?"
"Because if I don't then she'll be grumpy for a much longer
time." answered Joey between bites of ice cream.
"I see." Jads said and ate more ice cream.
They slept until noon the next morning because they had eaten
all the ice cream until the wee hours of the morning. this was
about normal for Joey anyway. But most amazing was that
nobody discovered that a ton of ice cream had disappeared
overnight.
It turned out that the few people who were wanting to join Tr47
were joining on this day. Joey still was against the idea but
didn't dare argue with Dreana. Dreana was back in a happy
cheerful mood after tormenting Joey for awhile. Jads and Ira
couldn't care less and the same with Aly and Kenny. Magick
had her duty of spotting any of her previous colleagues.
So they all headed above ground to the Team rocket47 house in
the middle of no where. They had told whoever it was who was
joining to meet there. Joey wanted to stay at the base but Dreana
wouldn't let it. So when they got to there above ground location
Joey read a book while leaning against the door frame as Ira had
done on there first encounter.
After an hour or so some of the people who had responded to the
e-mail showed up. The first to come was a pair of anthro
raichu's by the names of Luke and Michelle. They were both
fairly good pokemon trainers who had met online and fallen in
love. Not long afterward the two were married.
Another to come was a boy about Jads' age who went by the
name of his favorite bird, Pelican. He wouldn't tell anyone his
real name but there was no big deal about it.
Joey was right in thinking that the police were going to try and
arrest everyone but Magick spotted him easily enough. Aly and
Kenny tied him up then dragged him deep into the forest and
tied him to a tree.
The last to arrive was Tac, the evil dude from the beginning of
this fan fic and also the villain of this story until I can think up
an even more evil villain. He wore a black jacket and black
gloves. His long black hair was back in a pony tail and he wore
glasses that weren't too different from the ones Joey wore.
From the minute Joey saw Tac out of the corner of her eye she
held him in contempt. There was some familiarity about him that
she couldn't quite catch. Maybe it was the very slight
resemblance to herself. It could have been the aura of arrogant
pride that he had about him that provoked Joeys enmity. But
after this trail of thought she concentrated back on the book in
wait for any other insane people who wished to join the small
band of rebels against Team Rocket who went by the stolen
name of Team Rocket47.
Eight o' clock in the evening came and Joey had long since
finished the book she had been reading. No one else came and
so the real recruitment began. All four of the new trainers must
battle the member of Tr47 they chose in a one on one pokemon
battle out in the backyard. Michelle chose Joey to battle, Luke
chose Jads, Pelican chose Magick, and Tac chose Ira. Aly
refereed the matches and Dreana and Kenny had nothing to do.
So they played a game of Go Fish to pass the time.
Joey volunteered to battle first due to the fact that both she and
Michelle wanted to play Go Fish too. So the battle proceeded
with Joey using Jackie, her jolteon, and Michelle using a
nidoqueen. Whether Joey knew that by taking out Jackie was a
disadvantage before the battle started is unknown. She did seem
to take a liking to Michelle, possibly because she was half
pokemon or because she was younger. But the battle went as
this: Jackie beat the crap out of Nidoqueen for awhile with pin
missel but then lost to a well timed earthquake attack. After a
quick healing of pokemon they joined in the game of Go Fish
and the battle of Pelican vs. Magick began.
The battle was very heated because both Magicks denryu and
Pelicans magneton were equal in strength so the match was
called by Aly due to it being over two and a half hours. They
both healed the electric pokemon and Joined in the game of Go
Fish.
Due to the lack of cards other decks were added in as more
players joined. The rules were altered after the forth deck was
added that to get a pair you needed four identical cards and that
gave new challenge to the game.
In the match of Tac vs. Ira, Ira lost with Charm to Tac's
powerful blastoise. Ira seemingly shrugged off the lost but truly
was determined to become stronger despite his external
coolness. They healed the pokemon like the others before them
and joined the very large game of Go Fish. Joey found it
necessary to steal the pairs that Tac would have gotten by that
annoying way that we all know by having the remaining card.
Meanwhile Luke and Jads battled on in a match of Chichu
against Hamlet, Luke's Mr. Mime. This match was also called
after Hamlet started reciting the very famous speech of act three
scene one in the play Hamlet. It was quoted very well other than
the fact that it was said in Mr. Mime language so only Luke,
Michelle, Dreana, and Joey could understand it.
It was two in the morning and most people had fallen asleep
upon returning inside. Only Joey, Dreana, and Ira were awake.
They were having a conversation about who they should and
shouldn't allow to be in Tr47. Luke, Michelle, and Pelican were
in for sure but There was an argument between Ira and Joey over
allowing Tac in.
"I don't trust him," Joey said with a bit of anger that was always
present when she believed that someone should trust her best
judgement.
Ira looked at her with the same bit of anger. He asked Joey while
the anger in his look hopped over to his voice, "Why not?"
Joey returned the anger, "Because I get the really bad feeling
that he's from Team Rocket and has been sent to cause our
downfall."
Dreana sensed the tension in the room and instead of voicing her
opinion, she merely watched the argument continue.
"You shouldn't judge people on a feeling you get, Joey," Ira
replied with passing of the anger that rotated the room.
"Ira," Joey exclaimed after throwing a look of anger at her
friend, "how do you know that he's not a traitor?"
Ira looked to Dreana for help and she gave it. "Joey, I really
don't see anything wrong with him." She said in that stern "I'm
older than you" kind of way that she could say to anyone.
"Dreana," Joey said just below yelling, "Can't you tell that he's
a traitor? Can't you sense those really evil vibes he gives off?"
Dreana shook her head and Joey lost all hope of winning the
argument. She turned and walked toward the door leading to the
backyard. She turned and gave Ira a very evil glare that only a
very pissed of mew can give and said, "I promise you Ira that if
you get sent to jail because I'm right and Tac is a traitor, I will
not get you out." Then she turned on her heal and headed
underground to burn off her anger in her laboratory.
It was commanded that Go Fish was the official card game of
Team Rocket47.
In the Tr47 base, the only forbidden room was Joey's laboratory.
A very large death threat was placed on anyone who dared enter.
There was also a sign on the door that said "Beware of rabid
sandshrew." which wasn't too welcoming. But since nobody
wanted to die to find out what was in the lab it was left alone.
For the 8 weeks it took for Joey to actually heal, she spent most
of her time fixing her motorcycle. About a week before she was
able to walk without crutches she accomplished in finishing the
repairs on the bike thus ending her grudge with Magick. She
made her room a bit bigger and let Magick in. A sign was put on
the door that said "girls only." For the last week she had a
broken leg she spent her time in the lab creating something
strange.
A dim light lit the small table in Joeys lab. Joey finished
screwing in a small screw to the base of the creation and
chuckled.
"Now all I need is someone to test it out on....."
(c) Joey Oak
November 14, 2000