Episode 3: Danger Code Green

     Yusuke and his team have finally revealed who the Green Goddess of Wisdom is. It ended up to be the American exchange student, Lee Hana. And you can’t mention her without mentioning Mitsukai, the goddess’ body guard, and best friend. However, the two got captured in the morning, and no one knows by whom! Ah, god! This is so incredibly stupid! One; no one mentioned that Hiei’s ass was kicked by Aohiki and Mitsukai, and two; this is so stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! This show is driving me insane!

     "Squank?" Said penguin one.

     "Squank! Squeak squank ank squa." Said penguin two.

     "Squank?" Asked penguin two.

     "Squank." Declared penguin one. The penguin then went and picked the narrator up on their backs.

     Take me away my beloved penguins! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

     -This is proof the narrator has lost it, long ago.

     Hiei looked around the small apartment for the fifth time. "Damnit! How could they be so careless? They can get killed now for all I care." He declared to himself, crossing his arms.

     "Myuu!" Aoi-chan yelled at him from the floor.

     "Hn." Hiei glared down at Aoi-chan.

     "Myuu! Myuu!" Aoi-chan yelled at Hiei as he jumped up and down.

     "Fine! Get me to them!" He yelled back. Aoi-chan was pleased with himself, and hopped out the front door.

     "Oh…" Mitsukai opened her eyes, and rubbed her head. She was lying on a cold tile floor. "Where…?" She looked around groggily. "Where are we?!" She jumped up and looked around. She saw Hana lying a few feet away and kneeled down beside her. "Hana-chan!" she lifted her, and shook her shoulders.

    "Yo…" Hana yawned as she woke up.

     "Do you not realize we were kidnapped?" Mitsukai said as she crossed her arms.

     "I’m disoriented!" Hana yelled as she stood up. "Whoever kidnapped us used something potent to knock us out. But, of course," She smiled at Mitsukai. "You are physically stronger."

     "Yeah…" Mitsukai looked around again. "What gets me is that I couldn’t sense their presence until they were right in front of me. And they knocked me out… Even if they were a really strong telepath, I would have been able to sense them a mile away…" She started walking around inspecting the room. It appeared they were in some kind of experimentation room.

     Hana looked worried. "I couldn’t use an attack either…" she went to the other side of the room, and started looking around for an exit.

     "So… whatever kidnapped us is very strong…?" Mitsukai was at a loss of explanation, something she wasn’t used to.

     "…Maybe…" Hana commented, also at a loss. Mitsukai closed her eyes and stood still for a few seconds, trying to think of something. She and Hana turned to face each other suddenly, at the same time. "I thought I felt something…" Mitsukai whispered, being very cautious.

     "Me too. I have the chills…"

     Geez… something’s watching me! It’s almost like its Hiei… Kuwabara thought as he shivered. His senses were bothering him again. But it can’t be…

     It is me, you fool. Hiei was getting annoyed at the idiotic guy.

     Yusuke looked over at Kuwabara, who was sitting next to him. Yusuke happened to actually be in class for once. "What’s wrong with you?"

     "Hiei’s at school…" Kuwabara commented, staring straight ahead.

     "Is he following Lee and Takai? Or is he gonna make me do it?" Yusuke asked as he leaned back in his chair with his feet up on his desk.

     "I don’t know. He’s just… watching me…" Kuwabara shivered.

     Yusuke yawned. "Doubt it. You aren’t exactly interesting stalking material. He probably wants to talk to us. Class ends in a sec."

     Just then the sensei noticed Yusuke was nearly sleeping in class again. Though this was hardly surprising. "Urameshi! Stand outside!"

     Class over. Yusuke thought as he jumped up and slinked outside. He went around the yard and leaned against a tree. "What’s up Hiei?"

     Hiei jumped out of the tree Yusuke was leaning against. "Aoi-chan thought I should visit you." He held out the small frog.

     Yusuke just glanced at it. "Isn’t that Kiragi’s frog? What are you doing with it?" Yusuke yawned and closed his eyes.

     "You didn’t notice the Goddess of Wisdom is not at school today?" Hiei asked, a bit annoyed at how stupid Yusuke was being.

     "Not really. She’s in different classes than me." He opened his eyes and looked at Hiei. "She’s not here? For a goddess of wisdom, I never thought she’s ditch." Yusuke said with amusement.

     Hiei glared in response. "She wouldn’t. The stupid girl got herself kidnapped. So did her little telepathic friend."

     Yusuke jumped up, now very alert. "What?! You lost them? Koenma’s going to kill you! He’s going to kill me!"

     "Let’s see him try to kill me." Hiei said mockingly. "I’m going to find Kurama and Botan."

     "You lost them?!" Yusuke restated.

     "They lost themselves." Hiei jumped onto the wall beside the tree. "Stay here with Kuwabara until I return." He looked down at the small green frog. "Watch him, Aoi-chan." He then jumped over the wall and sped off.

     "Myuu!" Aoi-chan saluted Hiei as he left.

     Yusuke looked down at the green frog that was bouncing around his feet. He crossed his arms. "Being guarded by a frog. Can’t get much lower than that."

     "Myuu!" Aoi-chan glared up at him. Just then, a green bubble formed around Yusuke.

     He just sighed. "My bad, being guarded by Kiragi’s frog that can make green bubbles around people." Aoi-chan smiled sweetly. "The epitome of low."

     "I didn’t know you even knew that word, Yusuke." Kurama said as he walked up to them, smiling.

     "Keiko used it too much." Yusuke sighed. "Hey Kurama, can you get me out of here?" Yusuke pleaded.

     "I’m sorry. I don’t have the power to do that. Only Aoi-chan or Aohiki-sama can."

     "Damnit!" he glared down at Aoi-chan, who hid behind Kurama. "Get me out of here!" he yelled at the small frog.

     "Tee hee. Oh Yusuke." Botan said in a sing song voice as she dropped down beside the bubble from her paddle.

     "This is quite amusing" Hiei mumbled as he appeared beside Kurama.

     Kuwabara ran over as the bell rang. "Hey! What are you all doing over here?" He cracked up as he saw Yusuke stuck in the bubble.

     Yusuke glared and banged his fists against the bubble. "Fine! I’ll help you find Aohiki! Now let me out!"

     Aoi-chan jumped out from behind Kurama, and the bubble popped.

     Mitsukai held up her hand once again, to try to pull a large iron door off its hinges. "Damnit!" she panted as she fell to her knees from exhaustion. "It’s no use! My telekinesis won’t work here!"

     Hana, who had turned into Aohiki, was sitting on one of the tables, trying to concentrate her energy. "Not even I can get the door open." She dropped her hands and opened her eyes. "It’s useless!"

     Just then, the door burst open, and a large robot walk into the lab-room.

     Mitsukai stood up, back at full power. "A robot?" she smiled. "That’s simple!" She threw her hand out towards the robot. Nothing happened. "Hey! It’s not working!" She yelled, glaring up at the robot.

     "Of course not! Your powers don’t work on him because he doesn’t have a mind! And my powers don’t work on him because he doesn’t have soul!" Aohiki declared, also jumping up.

     "No." Mitsukai continued to stare at the robot. "Things don’t need have to have a mind in order for my telekinesis to work on them." She paused. "Something is holding back my mind…"

     "Hmm…" Aohiki looked worried, yet she did not take her eyes off the robot.

     "Welcome to my master’s laboratory." The robot declared. Aohiki and Mitsukai stared at it. "Kiragi Aohiki, you have been brought here to be destroyed!" If it had been human, it would have had a fire in its eyes, the way it declared this.

     Mitsukai rolled her eyes. "Well duh!" She was definitely from the United States. "We figured that out a long time ago!" She smiled mockingly.

     The robot turned to Mitsukai. "My master believes you are annoying. You will be destroyed now!" The robot held up one of its hand, which happened to have a large gun on it.

     "Mitsukai-chan! Run!" Aohiki yelled at her.

     Mitsukai crossed her arms and stood her ground. "No way! I can fight. And I have to protect you!" Mitsukai glared at the robot. The robot did not flinch at all, but that is, of course, because it is not a living creature. It shot a laser ray out of its gun.

     Mitsukai jumped out of the way. "A laser? How pathetic." The robot did not have a smart comment this time, it just held up its hand again. But instead of a laser coming out of the gun, a black bubble did, and surrounded Mitsukai.

     She crossed her arms, barely visible through the black material the bubble was made of. "Well, that’s bad."

     "No! Mitsukai-chan!" Aohiki tried to pop the black bubble.

     "Come with me, Goddess." The robot held up the other hand which was in the shape of a claw, and it handcuffed itself around Aohiki’s wrist. "No! Get away from me!" She tried to pull her wrist out of its grip.

     "No! Aohiki-chan!" Mitsukai yelled from inside the bubble. She closed her eyes and concentrated. The bubble popped. "Let go of her!" she held up her hands and a table flew up and ripped the robot’s arm off. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Aohiki yelled as the claw fell off her wrist.

     The robot seemed to not even notice its arm had been torn off. "My master believes you are getting in the way. He has ordered me to destroy you for good!"

     Mitsukai held up her hands and moved her feet into a defense position. She smiled in an assured way. "Give me your best shot."

     "Very well." The robot stood still as lasers shot out of holes in the walls.

     "Stop, stop, STOP!" Aohiki screamed. A green bubble appeared around her and Mitsukai. Mitsukai held up her fingers in a V shape. "See ya!" She held up her other hand and the bubble sped out of the room.

     After they had gotten some distance down the hallway, the bubble disappeared. "Th-thank you, Mitsukai-chan." Aohiki smiled.

     "Come on." Mitsukai also smiled. "We should try to find an exit." They started running down the hallway.

     "How pathetic. Running away." A voice in the shadows scoffed.

     "Wha…?" Aohiki stopped. That voice…

     "We found them!" A chipper voice called from further down the hallway.

     "Goddess?" a third voice called through the darkness.

     Someone stepped into semi-shadow. "Hello, Kiragi…" Yusuke stepped into focus, with Hiei, Kurama, and Botan behind him.

     "Oniisan! Oniiiiiiisaan!" Aohiki ran up to Yusuke and glomped him.

     Yuske tried to balance with Aohiki hanging off him. "What the hell…?!"

     Kuwabara ran up behind them. "Don’t…" Kuwabara huffed. "worry guys…" Huff. "Kuwabara is here to…" Huff. "save the day…" He bent over with his hands on his knees to catch his breath.

     Mitsukai glared at Hiei. "What are you guys doing here?! And who says I’m running away!?" she defended herself.

     Hiei just scoffed. "Look at you two. You’re hysterical. You are white as a ghost, and the 'all powerful' goddess is crying."

     It was true; Aohiki had her arms around Yusuke’s neck, and was crying into his shirt. "Oniisan… I was so scared…"

     Yusuke was sweat dropping. "Uh… It’s okay…" he patted her head.

     Mitsukai was glaring death again. "It’s my skin! I’m always white! And I couldn’t use my telekinesis on that robot, so…" She glanced back, then glared at Hiei. "We took the other alterative to death!" She looked back again. I can move anything, even a cruise ship if I wanted to. Why couldn’t I move that robot…?

     Because you are not strong enough. Hiei had his arms crossed and was glaring at her.

     Mitsukai turned back to glare at Hiei. I’m stronger than you.

     Hiei glared death. Enough! Time to get you stupid ningen back!

     Kurama shook his head. "Hiei, you really should try to be nicer." Hiei just replied with his usual "Hn." Kurama turned to Mitsukai. "Well at least you two are okay." He smiled.

     Mitsukai’s cheeks flushed slightly, and she looked down. "Yeah… whatever…" Hiei looked between Kurama and Mitsukai.

     "Hn."

     "Okay, Kiragi-sama. Let’s go." Botan said in her chipper way.

     Aohiki sniffled. "Okay…" She smiled weakly. She took her hands down from around Yusuke’s neck. "Myuu! Myuu!" Aoi-chan bounced up and down beside Aohiki. "Aoi-chan!" The frog bounced into her arms. "Hi… What?!" She turned around.

     Mitsukai spun around and assumed a defensive position. "Something’s coming!" A robot appeared out of the shadows and grabbed Aohiki around the waist. "My master wants to kill you himself. You are coming with me." Aohiki struggled in its grip; this robot was much larger than the one from before.

     "Aohiki-chan!" Mitsukai jumped onto the robots arm and tried to pull it off. The robot swung its other arm around and smacked Mitsukai into the wall. She banged her head and slumped down, unconscious.

     "Mitsukai-chan!!!" Aohiki struggled to get away out of the robot’s grip. "My master wants to examine your powers, then kill you." It picked Mitsukai up in its other hand, and turned around, then it sped down the hallway on wheels.

     The five of them started running after the robot, but soon lost it completely. "Damnit!" Yusuke swore. "We lost them!"

     "We must find them. We are obviously dealing with a mad man." Kurama said.

     Hiei glared down the hallway. "I’m getting them now." He then ran at super speed down the hallway after the robot. Stupid goddess! "Aohiki!!"

     The robot came into Hiei’s vision. Aohiki turned around in the robot’s grip. "Wha…?" Hiei jumped, and grabbed onto Aohiki’s arm. He supported his feet against the robot’s hand. "Hiei! Help me!" Aohiki yelled as she frantically tried to get out of the robot’s grip. Hiei grabbed Aohiki around the waist and shoulder.

I have to save her…! His grip started to slip as the robot swung its huge arm. "Hiei!!!" Hiei grabbed onto Aohiki’s hands as he slipped down. Then he lost his footing all together. I can’t give up! He lost his grip and fell to the ground.

     The robot spun around. "Master states:" the robot’s voice then changed to a regular human’s. "Ah ha ha! You can’t beat my robot on the move!" The robot held up his hand holding Aohiki and a blast of air shot out of it.

     Hiei was thrown back into Yusuke, who had been running after him. Yusuke shoved Hiei off and looked down at him. "Don’t run off like that!" He was panting hard from running so fast.

     Botan came up behind them. "Did you get them?!"

     Hiei turned away and stood up. "…no…"

     "What?!" Kuwabara jumped in. "You let them slip away?! I’ll kill you, shrimp!!" Kuwabara bent down to strangle Hiei.

     Hiei didn’t even dodge. He just glared up at Kuwabara with crossed arms. "You weren’t exactly trying to help."

     Kurama was standing next to Yusuke. He looked down the hallway. It deactivated her telekinesis… this is no mere scientific genius we are dealing with… "We must find them. It would probably be best if we kept going down this hallway." The five of them started walking in the direction the robot had gone.

     "Uh…" Mitsukai woke up drowsily. "What’s this? Chains?" She looked up and at her surroundings. She was chained to a wall, in a dark dungeon-like room. She smiled. I can break chains easily with my telekinesis. "Oro? What gives?!" She struggled in her chains.

     "These chains work against your telekinesis. The more you try with your mental power, the stronger they get. You can not break them physically or mentally!"

     Mitsukai looked up and saw someone half standing in shadow. "I love when people tell me its hopeless." She glared because she had not noticed this person before with her telepathy.

     The person in the shadows just laughed. "Watch it girl! I do have your little goddess here!" A light turned on to reveal Aohiki in chains on the opposite wall.

     Mitsukai struggled against her own chains again. "Aohiki-chan!!!"

     Aohiki also struggled. "Mitsukai-chan!" She struggled in her chains again, but this time the chains zapped her with a red light. She screamed and her head slumped over. "Itai…"

     "Aohiki-chan!!!"

     "Aha ha ha! Every time you move the chains take away some of your energy! Isn’t it wonderful?! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The man in the shadows laughed evilly at Aohiki.

     Mitsukai glared at him. "You cheap-ass…" She growled under her breath.

     The man in the shadows turned to look at Mitsukai. "Yeah, so?" His voice was mocking. "There’s nothing you can do about it!"

     She glared, then smirked. "Watch me." The chains around Aohiki suddenly snapped off. "And the genius forgot to make her chains anti-telekinetic? That’s brilliant."

     Aohiki fell forward and landed softly on the ground in a crouching position. She automatically stood up. "So you are the ‘genius’ who has been pursuing me?" She asked with cold eyes.

     The man in the shadows did not flinch in the least. He just turned towards Aohiki. "Yes I am a genius, aren’t I? I have successfully trapped the Green Goddess of Wisdom! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

     "Not quite! Ya!" Aohiki pointed her arm, palm up, in the direction of the man in the shadows. A green bubble appeared around him. "Go hang with the penguins! Nyaa!"

     Mitsukai was smiling. "A little help here!" Aohiki found the keys and freed Mitsukai from her chains. "Thanks."

     "Happy to be of service." Aohiki smiled her usual smile. Mitsukai glanced at the man in the green bubble. "Now run!" She grabbed Aohiki’s hand and they ran out of the room and down the hallway.

     The man in the shadows smiled. "Too bad your attempt to try and escape was in vain." He pulled out a small red button and pressed it.

     "This place is like a labyrinth." Kurama declared as he and the rest of the Reikai Tantai jogged around yet another corner of the dark hallway. They came to another three way fork in their path.

     Yusuke glared. "I’ve had enough of mazes and labyrinths!" He looked at Kuwabara. Kuwabara started down the left fork.

     "I thought this little frog thing was leading us to them?" He asked Botan.

     "Myuu…"

     "Oh wait!" Botan stopped and pulled something out of her pocket. "I still have the Kiragi-sama tracker!" She turned on the small device and it started beeping.

     "Oh great! Now you find it!" Yusuke yelled as Botan concentrated on the coordinates. "Let’s just go." Hiei had his arms crossed and was actually very alert and tensed. Botan started walking slowly, keeping her eyes on the Kiragi-sama tracker. "That’s weird…"

     Yusuke rolled his eyes, quite fed up with this whole mission. "What now, Botan?"

     "My Kiragi-sama tracker has just lost the signal. I think it’s broken, but it was working a second ago…" She fiddled with the knobs and dials.

     Hiei just glared ahead of them. "Hn." He declared. "Maybe that’s why?" He nodded up towards a giant robot that was blocking their path.

     "I figured we’d have to fight one of these sooner or later." Kurama stated as he pulled a rose out of his hair. Hiei drew his sword.

     "Where are you taking me?!" Aohiki yelled at Mitsukai as her wrist began to hurt.

     Mitsukai glanced back, but kept running. "As far away from that freak as humanly possible!"

     "You have no idea where we’re going!" Aohiki tried to pull her arm out of Mitsukai’s grip.

     "I do too!" Mitsukai ran around a corner and stopped. "Damnit!" She released Aohiki’s arm. Aohiki followed her around the corner. "What?" She looked up. "Oh."

     Another giant robot was blocking their path. Mitsukai stepped in front of Aohiki. She held up her hands and moved her feet into a defensive position. "Don’t touch Aohiki-chan!"

     Yusuke pointed his finger at the robot. "Rei-" Hiei held him back.

     "No. Reiki and yoki don’t work on these. You need a physical weapon." He pointed his sword at the robot, and glared death.

     Kurama was also glaring at the robot. "To save Kiragi-sama and Mitsukai-sama! Rosewhip!" The rose he had been holding turned into the Rosewhip. He gracefully sliced the robot in half, as Hiei cut off its head.

     Botan looked at her tracker. "It’s working again!" She jumped over the remains of the robot and looked back at the reikai tantei. Aoi-chan bounced along beside her. "Myuu!!!"

     Kuwabara followed her and started to run down the hallway. "Then what are we waiting for?! Let’s go!" The other three followed Botan and Kuwabara down the hallway.

     "Aohiki-san and her weird friend are missing again! But do not fear! I, Kuwabara Kazuma the man, will save Aohiki-san! On the next episode we will meet up again and track down the stupid scientist who tried to hurt my precious Aohiki-san! So watch me save Aohiki-san and win her love!"